- If swimming is so good for your figure how come whales are so fat?
- What is free gift? Arent all gifts free?
- What does God says when an angel sneezes?
- How come super glue doesn’t stick to the tube?
- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw burgers?
- If a rabbit foot is so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
- If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it success?
- Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
- If the cops arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- If you are complete pessimist, does it mean you are positively negative?
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with the phrase “Quit while you’re ahead?”
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Since light travels faster than sound, is that way some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
- So, what is the speed of the dark?
- If people from Poland are colled Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
- If people dream in color, is it a pigment of their imagination?
- If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the cuffin lid shut?
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- Why do people with close minds always open their mouths?
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- If Stealth bomber crashed in a forest, will it make a noise?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
- If you are born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- If all the world’s stae, where is the audience sitting?
- Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
- Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Mysteries of life
