M-Hey, beautiful, what are you doing tonight?
W-Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
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M-Hi, gorgeous. Where have you been all my life?
W-Well, for most of it I wasn’t born.
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M-Is this seat empty?
W-Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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M-Your body is like a temple.
W-Sorry, there are no services today.
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M-May I have the last dance?
W-You’ve just had it.
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M-Hi sexy, fancy a drink?
W-I like your approach. Now let’s see your departure.
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W-We could step outside and watch the sunrise.
W-You are starting to sound OK. Time to up my medication.
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M-Wanna go to my place?
W-I don’t know. Will two people fit under a stone?
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M-If I could you see naked. I’d die happy.
W-If I could see you naked, I’d die laughing.
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M-If you come home with me, I can show you a real good time.
W-You know your problem? Your mouth is writing cheques that your body can’t cash.
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M-When can I take you out?
W-How about never. Is never good for you?
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M-Hey baby, what’s your sign?
W-Do not enter.
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M-I reckon we’d be great together.
W-Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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M-Y’know, I really like you.
W-I like you too. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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M-I want to give myself to you.
W-Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
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M-You knock me dead with your looks.
W-You knock me dead with your breath.
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M-Your place or mine?
W-Both. You go to your place, and I’ll go to mine.
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M-I can tell that you want me.
W-Yes I want you to leave.
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M-Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
W-Yes, that’s why I don’t go there any more.
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M-How about you and me get together some time?
W-I’am busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
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M-What is your sexual preferences?
W-My sexual preference is NOOOO.
